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wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

knightlypatroclus

knightlypatroclus:

i do’nt know how people tag those gross isopods so i tried to tag them as many ways as possible but i’m really sorry if i missed how you tag them!!

I made a post about them once, too!

Here are the tags I used: #isopod #marine isopod #crustacean #Bathynormis giganteus #gif #arthropod #insect tw ? #it’s not an insect but if you are scared of insects you’ll probably be scared of this guy too #creepy #creepy animals

Generally when I’m posting an animal — especially if it’s an invertebrate or something most people would probably find creepy — I will use as many of the applicable taxonomic categories as I can find.

Another idea — I didn’t think to do this with the last creepy thing I posted, which was a leech — might be to use common names for the broader categories it belongs too, like class/order/family etc. The leech is an annelid, which also includes earthworms, so maybe “worm” or “worms” might’ve been a relevant tag? That seems like a likely thing a person who would be creeped out by leeches, but might not have a specific phobia of them, might have blacklisted…

loooooongclaw

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

she: #SHE SQUEALS AND HISSES AT THE BAD GUYS

he: #…does Chenopodium mean goosefoot?

they: #they also think my hair is a wonderful rope pull for them

if: #if Brienne is the woman i am Arya is the child i was

nedsseveredhead
deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

shychemist
deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

My part of Kansas has been hit by both a space rock and a nuclear bomb (I think that’s what the orange thing is supposed to be?)

deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

My part of Kansas has been hit by both a space rock and a nuclear bomb (I think that’s what the orange thing is supposed to be?)